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Player Information ;
Your Nickname: Jeff
OOC Journal:![[info]](https://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif?v=88.3)
viewtiful_jeff
Under 18? 21
Email/IM: Rekkrogerz@gmail.com / Viewtiful Rekk
Characters Played at Singularity: Cortana, Jaedri Harleigh
Character Information ;
Name: Sonic the Hedgehog
Name of Canon: ...Sonic the Hedgehog (video games)
Canon/AU/Other Game CR: Canon
Reference: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sonic_the_
Canon Point:After Sonic Colors. He's just finished dealing with Eggman's latest scheme, tried to outrun a black hole, gotten saved by a bunch of aliens, and now he's just chillin' out. Canon updated to after Sonic Generations.
Setting:
Sonic the Hedgehog comes from a world, where, apparently, a few animals jumped the evolutionary chain ahead a few steps somewhere down the line. Fully intelligent, sapient animals of all kinds (foxes, cats, rabbits, etc.) who speak and walk upright, but for some reason still don't wear clothes (except the girls) live in harmony, or at least a state of shared ambivalence with humanity. Nobody ever brings up why pantless hedgehogs are walking around, it's pretty much assumed to have always been that way, so we won't bother dwelling on how weird it is or why it's never touched on.
The most prevalent but by no means singular threat to world peace is one Dr. Ivo Robotnik, known more coloquially as "Dr. Eggman". An unrivaled scientific genius with an IQ of 300, Dr. Eggman seeks to rule the world. He seeks to accomplish this goal through many different means, the self-named air fleet, the "Egg Fleet", a self-named space station, the "Death Egg" (there is a noted pattern in his naming of his various creations), the attempted resurrection and manipulation of several different elder gods, and a seemingly infinite army of robots, all designed and crafted by his own hands. Given Eggman's intellect and staggering amount of resources, it oten seems that he shouldn't be very far off from his goal of world domination. If it weren't for one particularly aggravating do-gooder known as Sonic the Hedgehog.
Coming from whereabouts unknown, the young, strikingly blue hedgehog stuck his nose into Eggman's schemes time and time again, foiling them completely each and every time. At first, their rivalry was relatively simple - Eggman set himself up on various island throughout the world, building his armies of robots by trapping defenesless animals inside of them, and Sonic would arrive, destroy the robots (freeing the animals) and all of Eggman's bases of operation and machinery, and eventually the two would do it all over again. The reason for their rivalry was much the same as any battle between good and evil, but the forces at the center of it were what truly continued to drive the paths of Sonic and Eggman together; the Chaos Emeralds.
The Chaos Emeralds are seven mystical gems (ironically enough, brilliant-cut rather than emerald) composed of dual reserves of nearly infinite positive and negative energy. Where they came from, nobody knows, their origins seem to be tied into those of the world itself, and their protection absolutely integral to its safety. At first, Eggman sought them for the purpose of harnessing their practically limitless energy, no doubt to build an unstoppable army of robots that would allow him to take over the world with ease. So, as said, he went around the world, seeking the emeralds, and Sonic was always there to stop him, destroying his robots and gathering the emeralds for himself (although the emeralds, perhaps to live up to their own name, always find some way to elude any sort of permanent residence under Sonic's or anybody else's protection). Eventually, Eggman began turning his gaze backwards, towards dieties who had long since been sealed away, whose origins were tied irrevocably to the Chaos Emeralds. Among these dieties, Eggman released both Chaos, the God of Destruction living inside of a giant emerald that controlled the Chaos Emeralds known as the Master Emerald, and Dark Gaia, a God of Darkness sleeping inside of the Earth that literally shattered the Earth upon its awakening, neccesitating that Sonic use the emeralds to put it back together (not joking, this actually happened).
Then for some reason, Eggman built a theme park in space. It turned out to be a front for him to capture aliens that he then used as living batteries for a mind control ray he intended to fire at the Earth, brainwashing every single one of its citizens at once.
It goes without saying that as time has gone on, Eggman's plans have become more "out there".
Personality:
You might think that somebody who's as much about speed as Sonic (seriously, just check his name) might be a bit...high-strung. Not so. Sonic is, by and large, carefree. A drifter who merely makes out of life what life has in store for him. He does have a reckless streak in him, such would almost be completely necessary for anyone who repeatedly preforms the stunts he does without much of anything in the way of consideration for the consequences. But he's just as likely to be found relaxing by a beach as he is tearing up the street on foot, and given his distaste for planning things out, he can be found doing the two together in short order just as easily. Much of the time, Sonic tends towards a reserved, relaxed demeanor, opting to let others speak rather than himself. Hiding behind this however is the heart of a natural daredevil. Rather than worry him, danger just seems to bring out a tongue as razor-sharp as the quills on his back and every bit of his get-up-and-go, prompting all manner of playful jibes towards his enemies (especially Eggman. The guy just makes it so easy). Though he detests injustice and oppression in all their forms and will fight them to his own demise, he enjoys every second of it. Fighting giant killer robots (or anything else that happens to be "giant" and "killer) brings Sonic alive, more than anything else, kindling within him both a sarcastic playfulness and an intense focus.
For the most part, Sonic is an easygoing guy and courageous to an absolute, unwilling to turn away from anything if he even remotely believes in it. Despite his somewhat reckless approach to the act of heroism (he is not a hedgehog who cares much for the prospect of collateral damage, or accountability thereof), he'll always try to do what he believes is the right thing. Despite that, he's not as much as a 'people person' as you might expect. He has a group of friends, for whom he'd do anything, but even they wound up lost from his life for months at a time by Sonic's simple intolerance for staying in one place for any consistent amount of time. It's hard to say how much anyone knows about Sonic's life beyond his heroic deeds - if he has any home or family, or whether the moniker matching his speed is even his real name or not. Of course, if you were to ask his opinion on these matters, he wouldn't think they mattered much at all. Bottom line, despite a tendency to vault off to parts unknown with no provocation, a destructive sense of recklessness that could rival many high-end storm patterns and a tendency towards playful antagonism, Sonic is endlessly loyal and a good friend, so long as you can keep up with him.
Abilities, Weaknesses, and Power Limitation Suggestions:
It should go without saying: Sonic is fast. Really fast. Really really fast. Running in a straight line with nothing in his way, he maxes out at approximately 760 MPH, breaking the speed of sound. The curved spines on his back provide downforce, allowing him to keep his feet on the ground when he really gets going. This makes running on walls, ceilings, and even water an easy possibility for him. This would obviously neccesitate being beyond peak physical stamina, strength and reflexes, more on the order of the supernatural, along with the kind of insane recklessness that can make you consider breaking the sound barrier on foot to be a fun thing to do. It thus stands to reason that he's no slouch in a fight, either. His toughness and stamina make anything short of extrme taxation and punishment will usually incur little more than a momentary stop for him to take a breather before he's immediately back in it. Offensively, Sonic's repitoire is equal parts a flurry of acrobatic kicks only slightly more reminiscent of breakdancing than any recognizable fighting style, and his entirely unique ability to curl himself up and fling himself like a cannonball, smashing and slicing through rock and steel thanks to the thick, springy and above all sharp set of quills on his back. While curled up, Sonic sometimes seems to flat-out tell physics to take a hike; his "homing attack" fires him at a nearby target instantaneously, usually defying gravity in the process, and his bounce sends him straight down to the ground, propelling him back into the air as if he were made of rubber.
When exposed to certain kinds of energy (the kind present in the Chaos Emeralds and rings), Sonic becomes capable of preforming feats that may be best described as "Motherfucking Magic". He can "boost" himself, accelerating forward to high speeds instantly and covering him in an aura that sends whatever he hits rocketing backwards. When he possesses a Chaos Emerald, he can use an ability called "Chaos Control" to warp himself and anything he happens to want to bring with him through time and space, though the energy investment on his own part for this technique is a significant one, so bringing along others isn't something he usually goes for (when he uses it at all). When he gathers all seven emeralds, he can transform into Super Sonic. Besides turning bright gold, this allows Sonic the power of flight, makes him virtually invulnerable to all attacks and makes him orders faster and stronger than normal. The energy consumption of such an ability is obvious, and thus it's no surprise that Sonic can only hold the ability for as long as he has a constant supply of energy. Without that, he'll max out at a minute or two, tops.
Sonic's biggest (and sometimes singular) weakness is water. He can't swim. At all. Sinks like a rock. He can hold his breath a decent amount of time, but even he has his...limits.
As to limitations, obviously, Chaos Control's ability to manipulate time shouldn't even be considered, and if the ability is considered at all, its ability to teleport Sonic should probably be limited to a radius of one zone or less. As to the Chaos Emeralds themselves, being literal sources of almost infinite energy, I'd certainly understand if they were just completely discounted, but I'd prefer if they were instead depowered or could at least become an element eventually, for example, if they were stripped from Sonic as he enters and they have to be recovered somehow.
Inventory:
• His kickin' red sneakers.
• His slick white gloves.
• The 7 Chaos Emeralds.
• A couple dozen rings - golden rings with inherent mmmmmmaaaaagic properties. They provide anyone touching them with a burst of energy (with Sonic, this takes the form of his boost). Being hit by a particularly deadly attack while holding at least one ring will cause the attacked to be shielded and thrown backwards and out of danger, while the ring flies away, out of their possession. Touching a ring will make it vanish, sort of just...fusing it with the user's body until the energy is thoroughly expanded or they're hit and the ring is knocked away.
Appearance: 3'3", covered in blue fur, big springy quills on his back, nose shaped like an eggplant, slick white gloves on each hand and a pair of red sneakers with a white stripe and a gold buckle. Pretty cool, huh?
Age: 15
OC/AU Justification ;
If AU, How is Your Version Different From Canon, and How Will That Come Across?
If OC, Did You Run Your Character Through a Mary-Sue Litmus Test?
And What Did You Score?
Samples ;
Log Sample:
"T'oh!"
To say he had been expecting a very sudden change in orientation would've been a lie, a fairly ugly one. But Sonic was nothing if not quick to react, so he quickly flipped in the air, curling into a ball and bouncing off a pile of metal, sending scrap to and fro before he came to a safe landing on the rocky ground.
"..." He looked around. "Huh." He scratched his head. This was...new. He stretched a foot out and kicked a piece of metal. It flew off, bouncing on the floor a couple of times. Nothing else happened. Sonic wasn't sure exactly what he expected, but in retrospect, he was kind of surprised his entrance hadn't gotten someone to show u-
"Welcome to Sacrosanct. Please watch your step."
Oh.
Sonic looked around, trying to find the source of the voice, before realizing it must've been some kind of PA announcement. "Huh." He brought a hand up to his mouth, drumming his gloved fingers on his muzzle for a few seconds.
"YO! EGGMAN!"
No answer. Sonic tapped his nose with a finger. This stunk, positively reeked of Eggman in so many ways - he had been doing nothing but minding his own business when he was suddenly warped into some lunar scrap yard with nothing more than a quite possibly sarcastic voice telling him to be careful. The only way it could've been more "Eggman" was if there were big orange mustasches on the walls. But the lack of said mustasches gave Sonic just the smallest inkling of doubt. Not to mention that if it was him, he would've no doubt started gloating about whatever dumb thing he was up to this time by now. Maybe he was trying to be more subtle or something.
"No, that ain't it..." Sonic muttered, immediately discarding the notion. Maybe he had been abducted by aliens. Maybe another sorceress had tried to summon him but had botched it this time.
Sonic let out a sigh. "It's hard work having a rep like this..." He muttered as he casually strolled to the biggest stable-looking pile of junk he could find, trying to get a good look around. "Maybe I should look for a secretary or something...geez, it's nothing but garbage!"
It took Sonic only a few more seconds of looking to decide that the Lunar Scrap Brain Zone sucked, and he was sliding down the pile. The second his feet hit the ground, he tore off, eyes peeled for an exit of some kind, or at least something less freakin' dull looking.
Network Sample:
Ooookay, so.
This is a space station, right? Okay. Cool. I'm used to comin' into these through the front door, but whatever. I can roll with it. Just gotta get a couple things straight here.
First off, I saw that planet - it don't look like Earth. It don't look like anything. So is this a regular space station with a bunch of weird crap painted on the windows, or is it an alien space station to boot? I really hope if you aliens went to the trouble of abducting, you speak my language, cause I left my alien-to-not-gibberish translator with my buddy, who by the way, would probably flip his lid if he saw all this stuff.
Secondly, Eggman, if this is you, dude, have you ever heard of a phone? We don't have to go through this whole "haha I am teleporting Sonic to my space dump because I am so bald and evil HAHAHA!" thing every time! Seriously, it feels like your plans get weirder and more convoluted every time you try something new! I'm still having trouble piecing together that whole Interstellar Amusement Park thing you tried to pull off.
Last up, and this is the important one, so if you were just sorta skimming up until this point, [CLAP CLAP.] Wake up!
You guys got a hot dog cart anywhere in this place? Bouncing around that scrap yard made me work up an appetite!
Your Nickname: Jeff
OOC Journal:
viewtiful_jeffUnder 18? 21
Email/IM: Rekkrogerz@gmail.com / Viewtiful Rekk
Characters Played at Singularity: Cortana, Jaedri Harleigh
Character Information ;
Name: Sonic the Hedgehog
Name of Canon: ...Sonic the Hedgehog (video games)
Canon/AU/Other Game CR: Canon
Reference: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sonic_the_
Canon Point:
Setting:
Sonic the Hedgehog comes from a world, where, apparently, a few animals jumped the evolutionary chain ahead a few steps somewhere down the line. Fully intelligent, sapient animals of all kinds (foxes, cats, rabbits, etc.) who speak and walk upright, but for some reason still don't wear clothes (except the girls) live in harmony, or at least a state of shared ambivalence with humanity. Nobody ever brings up why pantless hedgehogs are walking around, it's pretty much assumed to have always been that way, so we won't bother dwelling on how weird it is or why it's never touched on.
The most prevalent but by no means singular threat to world peace is one Dr. Ivo Robotnik, known more coloquially as "Dr. Eggman". An unrivaled scientific genius with an IQ of 300, Dr. Eggman seeks to rule the world. He seeks to accomplish this goal through many different means, the self-named air fleet, the "Egg Fleet", a self-named space station, the "Death Egg" (there is a noted pattern in his naming of his various creations), the attempted resurrection and manipulation of several different elder gods, and a seemingly infinite army of robots, all designed and crafted by his own hands. Given Eggman's intellect and staggering amount of resources, it oten seems that he shouldn't be very far off from his goal of world domination. If it weren't for one particularly aggravating do-gooder known as Sonic the Hedgehog.
Coming from whereabouts unknown, the young, strikingly blue hedgehog stuck his nose into Eggman's schemes time and time again, foiling them completely each and every time. At first, their rivalry was relatively simple - Eggman set himself up on various island throughout the world, building his armies of robots by trapping defenesless animals inside of them, and Sonic would arrive, destroy the robots (freeing the animals) and all of Eggman's bases of operation and machinery, and eventually the two would do it all over again. The reason for their rivalry was much the same as any battle between good and evil, but the forces at the center of it were what truly continued to drive the paths of Sonic and Eggman together; the Chaos Emeralds.
The Chaos Emeralds are seven mystical gems (ironically enough, brilliant-cut rather than emerald) composed of dual reserves of nearly infinite positive and negative energy. Where they came from, nobody knows, their origins seem to be tied into those of the world itself, and their protection absolutely integral to its safety. At first, Eggman sought them for the purpose of harnessing their practically limitless energy, no doubt to build an unstoppable army of robots that would allow him to take over the world with ease. So, as said, he went around the world, seeking the emeralds, and Sonic was always there to stop him, destroying his robots and gathering the emeralds for himself (although the emeralds, perhaps to live up to their own name, always find some way to elude any sort of permanent residence under Sonic's or anybody else's protection). Eventually, Eggman began turning his gaze backwards, towards dieties who had long since been sealed away, whose origins were tied irrevocably to the Chaos Emeralds. Among these dieties, Eggman released both Chaos, the God of Destruction living inside of a giant emerald that controlled the Chaos Emeralds known as the Master Emerald, and Dark Gaia, a God of Darkness sleeping inside of the Earth that literally shattered the Earth upon its awakening, neccesitating that Sonic use the emeralds to put it back together (not joking, this actually happened).
Then for some reason, Eggman built a theme park in space. It turned out to be a front for him to capture aliens that he then used as living batteries for a mind control ray he intended to fire at the Earth, brainwashing every single one of its citizens at once.
It goes without saying that as time has gone on, Eggman's plans have become more "out there".
Personality:
You might think that somebody who's as much about speed as Sonic (seriously, just check his name) might be a bit...high-strung. Not so. Sonic is, by and large, carefree. A drifter who merely makes out of life what life has in store for him. He does have a reckless streak in him, such would almost be completely necessary for anyone who repeatedly preforms the stunts he does without much of anything in the way of consideration for the consequences. But he's just as likely to be found relaxing by a beach as he is tearing up the street on foot, and given his distaste for planning things out, he can be found doing the two together in short order just as easily. Much of the time, Sonic tends towards a reserved, relaxed demeanor, opting to let others speak rather than himself. Hiding behind this however is the heart of a natural daredevil. Rather than worry him, danger just seems to bring out a tongue as razor-sharp as the quills on his back and every bit of his get-up-and-go, prompting all manner of playful jibes towards his enemies (especially Eggman. The guy just makes it so easy). Though he detests injustice and oppression in all their forms and will fight them to his own demise, he enjoys every second of it. Fighting giant killer robots (or anything else that happens to be "giant" and "killer) brings Sonic alive, more than anything else, kindling within him both a sarcastic playfulness and an intense focus.
For the most part, Sonic is an easygoing guy and courageous to an absolute, unwilling to turn away from anything if he even remotely believes in it. Despite his somewhat reckless approach to the act of heroism (he is not a hedgehog who cares much for the prospect of collateral damage, or accountability thereof), he'll always try to do what he believes is the right thing. Despite that, he's not as much as a 'people person' as you might expect. He has a group of friends, for whom he'd do anything, but even they wound up lost from his life for months at a time by Sonic's simple intolerance for staying in one place for any consistent amount of time. It's hard to say how much anyone knows about Sonic's life beyond his heroic deeds - if he has any home or family, or whether the moniker matching his speed is even his real name or not. Of course, if you were to ask his opinion on these matters, he wouldn't think they mattered much at all. Bottom line, despite a tendency to vault off to parts unknown with no provocation, a destructive sense of recklessness that could rival many high-end storm patterns and a tendency towards playful antagonism, Sonic is endlessly loyal and a good friend, so long as you can keep up with him.
Abilities, Weaknesses, and Power Limitation Suggestions:
It should go without saying: Sonic is fast. Really fast. Really really fast. Running in a straight line with nothing in his way, he maxes out at approximately 760 MPH, breaking the speed of sound. The curved spines on his back provide downforce, allowing him to keep his feet on the ground when he really gets going. This makes running on walls, ceilings, and even water an easy possibility for him. This would obviously neccesitate being beyond peak physical stamina, strength and reflexes, more on the order of the supernatural, along with the kind of insane recklessness that can make you consider breaking the sound barrier on foot to be a fun thing to do. It thus stands to reason that he's no slouch in a fight, either. His toughness and stamina make anything short of extrme taxation and punishment will usually incur little more than a momentary stop for him to take a breather before he's immediately back in it. Offensively, Sonic's repitoire is equal parts a flurry of acrobatic kicks only slightly more reminiscent of breakdancing than any recognizable fighting style, and his entirely unique ability to curl himself up and fling himself like a cannonball, smashing and slicing through rock and steel thanks to the thick, springy and above all sharp set of quills on his back. While curled up, Sonic sometimes seems to flat-out tell physics to take a hike; his "homing attack" fires him at a nearby target instantaneously, usually defying gravity in the process, and his bounce sends him straight down to the ground, propelling him back into the air as if he were made of rubber.
When exposed to certain kinds of energy (the kind present in the Chaos Emeralds and rings), Sonic becomes capable of preforming feats that may be best described as "Motherfucking Magic". He can "boost" himself, accelerating forward to high speeds instantly and covering him in an aura that sends whatever he hits rocketing backwards. When he possesses a Chaos Emerald, he can use an ability called "Chaos Control" to warp himself and anything he happens to want to bring with him through time and space, though the energy investment on his own part for this technique is a significant one, so bringing along others isn't something he usually goes for (when he uses it at all). When he gathers all seven emeralds, he can transform into Super Sonic. Besides turning bright gold, this allows Sonic the power of flight, makes him virtually invulnerable to all attacks and makes him orders faster and stronger than normal. The energy consumption of such an ability is obvious, and thus it's no surprise that Sonic can only hold the ability for as long as he has a constant supply of energy. Without that, he'll max out at a minute or two, tops.
Sonic's biggest (and sometimes singular) weakness is water. He can't swim. At all. Sinks like a rock. He can hold his breath a decent amount of time, but even he has his...limits.
As to limitations, obviously, Chaos Control's ability to manipulate time shouldn't even be considered, and if the ability is considered at all, its ability to teleport Sonic should probably be limited to a radius of one zone or less. As to the Chaos Emeralds themselves, being literal sources of almost infinite energy, I'd certainly understand if they were just completely discounted, but I'd prefer if they were instead depowered or could at least become an element eventually, for example, if they were stripped from Sonic as he enters and they have to be recovered somehow.
Inventory:
• His kickin' red sneakers.
• His slick white gloves.
• The 7 Chaos Emeralds.
• A couple dozen rings - golden rings with inherent mmmmmmaaaaagic properties. They provide anyone touching them with a burst of energy (with Sonic, this takes the form of his boost). Being hit by a particularly deadly attack while holding at least one ring will cause the attacked to be shielded and thrown backwards and out of danger, while the ring flies away, out of their possession. Touching a ring will make it vanish, sort of just...fusing it with the user's body until the energy is thoroughly expanded or they're hit and the ring is knocked away.
Appearance: 3'3", covered in blue fur, big springy quills on his back, nose shaped like an eggplant, slick white gloves on each hand and a pair of red sneakers with a white stripe and a gold buckle. Pretty cool, huh?
Age: 15
Samples ;
Log Sample:
"T'oh!"
To say he had been expecting a very sudden change in orientation would've been a lie, a fairly ugly one. But Sonic was nothing if not quick to react, so he quickly flipped in the air, curling into a ball and bouncing off a pile of metal, sending scrap to and fro before he came to a safe landing on the rocky ground.
"..." He looked around. "Huh." He scratched his head. This was...new. He stretched a foot out and kicked a piece of metal. It flew off, bouncing on the floor a couple of times. Nothing else happened. Sonic wasn't sure exactly what he expected, but in retrospect, he was kind of surprised his entrance hadn't gotten someone to show u-
"Welcome to Sacrosanct. Please watch your step."
Oh.
Sonic looked around, trying to find the source of the voice, before realizing it must've been some kind of PA announcement. "Huh." He brought a hand up to his mouth, drumming his gloved fingers on his muzzle for a few seconds.
"YO! EGGMAN!"
No answer. Sonic tapped his nose with a finger. This stunk, positively reeked of Eggman in so many ways - he had been doing nothing but minding his own business when he was suddenly warped into some lunar scrap yard with nothing more than a quite possibly sarcastic voice telling him to be careful. The only way it could've been more "Eggman" was if there were big orange mustasches on the walls. But the lack of said mustasches gave Sonic just the smallest inkling of doubt. Not to mention that if it was him, he would've no doubt started gloating about whatever dumb thing he was up to this time by now. Maybe he was trying to be more subtle or something.
"No, that ain't it..." Sonic muttered, immediately discarding the notion. Maybe he had been abducted by aliens. Maybe another sorceress had tried to summon him but had botched it this time.
Sonic let out a sigh. "It's hard work having a rep like this..." He muttered as he casually strolled to the biggest stable-looking pile of junk he could find, trying to get a good look around. "Maybe I should look for a secretary or something...geez, it's nothing but garbage!"
It took Sonic only a few more seconds of looking to decide that the Lunar Scrap Brain Zone sucked, and he was sliding down the pile. The second his feet hit the ground, he tore off, eyes peeled for an exit of some kind, or at least something less freakin' dull looking.
Network Sample:
Ooookay, so.
This is a space station, right? Okay. Cool. I'm used to comin' into these through the front door, but whatever. I can roll with it. Just gotta get a couple things straight here.
First off, I saw that planet - it don't look like Earth. It don't look like anything. So is this a regular space station with a bunch of weird crap painted on the windows, or is it an alien space station to boot? I really hope if you aliens went to the trouble of abducting, you speak my language, cause I left my alien-to-not-gibberish translator with my buddy, who by the way, would probably flip his lid if he saw all this stuff.
Secondly, Eggman, if this is you, dude, have you ever heard of a phone? We don't have to go through this whole "haha I am teleporting Sonic to my space dump because I am so bald and evil HAHAHA!" thing every time! Seriously, it feels like your plans get weirder and more convoluted every time you try something new! I'm still having trouble piecing together that whole Interstellar Amusement Park thing you tried to pull off.
Last up, and this is the important one, so if you were just sorta skimming up until this point, [CLAP CLAP.] Wake up!
You guys got a hot dog cart anywhere in this place? Bouncing around that scrap yard made me work up an appetite!